Better Than You 歌詞

I hope this won't sound impolite Or come across as too forthright But, even though you seem alright, I Think I'm better than you! Now please do keep this thought in mind That's just my personal conviction You're smart and fun You're sweet and kind I'd call our friendship an addiction Your shoes are shined, your breath dulce But still I find I have to say I Think I might be better than you! You seem impressed with what you've shown But I don't find it that compelling You've sung my praise, but not your own And well, I think that's pretty telling But while we're on the subject of How I'm superb and leagues above You Ought to know I'm number one! I know that might be hard to swallow (La la la la!) This hurts you just as much as me (Oooh) But when this song is sung then you, and I'll know That you're just a nobody! Well, friend I don't know what to say Try starting with your resignation Lets end this in the finale I'm dying from anticipation You're really great, but let me state You denigrate and seem to hate The fact I'll break you, abdicate Before I can asphyxiate, I Think I might be better than you! Don't hate me because it's true! Just know I'm Better than You've been outdone Now I've really won But it was fun Your end's begun, and Now I know I'm better than you! And I'll prove it to you too! So watch as I identify The skill to show I qualify Like keeping up this camp charade And tricking kids to drink kool-aid to sacrifice them- Oh, wait