Why Do You Walk So Slow 歌詞

Verse 1 Old lady crossing the road with her grocery bags in tow I guess No Frills had a sale on ice cream again Well call your family or a taxi just get the hell out of my way Looks like I'm late for work again today Chorus Why do you walk so slow, right where I want to go (4x) Verse 2 Well Jack has been into the Jack Daniel's again And I don't know if he knows he is standing in the middle of the road Hey mister call your sister get her to take you to the local liquor store If you don't get the fuck out of my way you won't drink forties no more Chorus Verse 3 Old man out in the rain, tryin' to cross the road with a walker and a cane Oh, could this day go any further down the drain Old man who let you out of the old folks home Just cause you're ancient doesn't mean that you can go two in a forty zone Chorus