Man Of Constant Borrow 歌詞

I'm the man of constant borrow There's nothing I can call my own Some may try to say it's all stolen I prefer permanently loaned He's the biggest mooch we ever known SOLO My grass mowin Bot I've got no mower My neighbor won't let me use his I can't really say is though I blame him Kept it three years last time I did He thought for sure that it was his I need a ride down to the pawn shop Lend me the keys to your Corvette What do you mean you don't trust me I never not brought it back yet I don't think I could take that bet You know dang well (he's gone away) Well you may have heard of me Cledus T J-U-double-D Better known as the reining King of country parody Coming with a new style High profile When I'm on the mike well you know I'll get hog wild Comedian Extrodinaire A fat Eminem with the bleach blonde hair I know that you think I've got your chainsaw You can't find it anywhere I can't cut no wood Since way fore winter I gave it back to you last fair Check his garage it's probably there I sure could use a hundred dollars I'll gladly pay you back Tuesday I know that's what I said the last time You can't believe a word I say He has no plans to (really???) pay