I Wet Myself 歌詞

I Wet Myself It wasn't really my fault that night it was a stupid mistake Couldn't see it was coming I was far away, I was the queen of the night It was a bad, bad smell that hit me like a bullet straight up my nose It was a joke It made me laugh and then I realised-No! Oh yeah I felt I really had to go before embarrassment was a fact I could have killed, killed for a moment alone One moment alone Oh no, I'm getting wet I wet myself, oh no... ...but it's too late now... It was some minutesI will never forget It was a lifetime of pain Thought I was doing well until the female from hell went up by my side She said: I'm not sure I'm glad you're here It looks like you're getting wet somewhere She said: Get out of my house before you ruin my fucking carpet Oh yeah!I felt that it was time to go but there was something I wanted to do So I said: hey guys, I wet my pants and it's fun, you should try it too Oh yeah, I'm getting wet I wet myself, oh yeah