Crawling Home 歌詞

I slowly open up one eye Feel a pounding in my head My mouth tastes like i ate my socks Lord i think i must be dead There's something lying next to me Its got a hairy ugly face I saw her in a movie once The thing from outer space I see little creepy crawlers In the corners of my eye When i try to look at them They flap their little wings and fly I reach out for the nearest beer It tastes as warm as pee It's full of soggy old ciggy butts But i only swallowed three Chorus: It was a crawling home puker That made me this way A crawling home puker Now i've gotta pay I ain't no quitter I'll party till the end But if i live through this one I'll never do it again I fall down upon my knees Put my arms around the stool I whisper to my toilet bowl Thanks for being so cool My stomach feels like jello My brains have turned to mush My toilet's over flowing I don't have the strength to flush I got crusties on my eyeballs And my teeth are growing hair And i smell just like a beagle When he's passing stinky air I feel like death warmed over And i think i've got the runs Then someone cracks a beer and says Hey, have a beer you old son of a gun (repeat chorus)