I Won't Smile 歌詞

hey everyone on youtube I got a message for you you ask why I have no facial expressions I just don't don't don't dont You ask why I don't smile you ask me will you smile oh David please just smile you know I won't, won't won't won't I have a confession I have a disease if I smile the world will be dominated by fleas and boogers will transform into little human beings and crawl into your crevices and plant awesome little trees if you can make out what I just sang then I'll tell you what I'll smile for you in sunshine or in rain but you know that's impossible, cuz I don't know what I was saying too bad, too bad, too bad David just smile for us don't be a retod ok I'll smile in my next 10 seconds with david video blog so just wait it out for another 2 years oh wait did you say let's make it 10 years instead? ok I have a confession I have a disease I can't smile it's who I am, that's all I'll ever be I'm a grouchy old prune with stones in my chest hey did you see my pet bird stinky living in my home made nest? I won't smile I won't smile I won't smile unless...