Michaelangelo 歌詞

Michaelangelo Was giving a one man show He had statues with such feeling He had his Cistine Chapel ceiling People came from Cocamo Just to see this one man show They say we can't believe what we've seen Tell us Michael what does all this mean? And he says that's what I do when I can't get no pussy That's what I do when I can't get no pussy That's what I do when I can't get no pussy And I don't get no pussy at all William Shakespeare was working at home Finishing up a brand new poem And a book of sonnets he wanted to write And three plays he had to finish that night He said I'll call this one Hamlet and this one Macbeth And this one Othello and I'll take a short breath That's when Francis Bacon appears And says tell me man where d'ya get all them ideas? And he says that's what I do when I can't get no pussy That's what I do when I can't get no pussy That's what I do when I can't get no pussy And I don't get no pussy at all You all remember Atilla The Hun Don't think he thought that war was fun But whether the battle was lost or won He'd just look out at the bodies that were rotting in the sun And say It's just what I do when I can't get no pussy It's just what I do when I can't get no pussy It's just what I do when I can't get no pussy And I don't get no pussy at all [Thank-you For what? For nothin' hahahaha]