Monopoly Money 歌詞

Pick your poison Draw a card A penny saved is a dollar spent When living costs this much Bow down to your founding fathers Faceless ghosts on crumpled dollars Even honest Abe would say His head don't make Much cents these days Who wrote the rules Who runs the game Whose sticky fingers Double dipping in the piggy bank Who won before They started playing Like a buttered up McDuck Diving in the deep end Who stacked the deck Who's got it made Who's got a card Hiding up their sleeve Who plays the game Who gets played When it's all just made up Monopoly money Roll the dice I wonder what you'll get this time Was dear old daddy pushing pills Or pushing up daisies on the side If money's the root of every evil Find the tallest spaceship steeple If the devil's really real You'll find him preaching to the choir Who wrote the rules Who runs the game Whose sticky fingers Double dipping in the piggy bank Who won before They started playing Like a buttered up McDuck Diving in the deep end Who stacked the deck Who's got it made Who's got a card Hiding up their sleeve Who plays the game Who gets played When it's all just made up Monopoly money From the dirt we come And to the dirt we all return When the game is over Even kings are just flesh and blood You built your house of cards But in the end it falls apart I hope it's worth the time you spent With all that made up Monopoly money Who wrote the rules Who runs the game Whose sticky fingers Double dipping in the piggy bank Who won before They started playing Like a buttered up McDuck Diving in the deep end Who stacked the deck Who's got it made Who's got a card Hiding up their sleeve Who plays the game Who gets played When it's all just made up Monopoly money