The Bigger The Figure 歌詞

I got a woman as big As a house, yes, sir She's as big as a two-family house With a porch and a fence You won't believe what you see When you look at her She's enormous, colossal, Tremendous, gigantic, immense Why try to deny it? She's just what i like If she goes on a diet I'll go on strike The bigger the figure The better i like her The better i like her The better i feed her The better i feed her The bigger the figure The bigger the figure The more i can love She's exactly like a watermelon Big and round and sweet And in a party dress She may be quite a mess But i love her a lot So what if she's not so neat? The bigger the figure The better i like her The better i like her The better i feed her The better i feed her The bigger the figure The bigger the figure The more i can love If she ever eats me out of money And we needed the rent Oh, that'll be a cinch 'cause when we're in a pinch I can put her to work Under a circus tent The bigger the figure The better i like her The better i like her The better i feed her The better i feed her The bigger the figure The bigger the figure The more i can love She's exactly like a watermelon Big and round and sweet And in a party dress She may be quite a mess But i love her a lot So what if she's not so neat? The bigger the figure The better i like her The better i like her The better i feed her The better i feed her The bigger the figure The bigger the figure The more i can love