Cucumberhead 歌詞

Why have you turned and left? I'm such a great boyfriend You'll never find another guy as wonderful as me I blow my own trumpet Cos I know I'm worth it Just because I love you doesn't mean I hate myself Oh no These verses that I sing They do not mean a thing Unless you actually read them and figure them out You'll find some other guy Have sex, break up and cry And wonder why you ever threw a guy like me away Oh yeah Can't pretend that there won't be an end 'Love you forever' is a lie (because we all will die) Kiss me again Hold me closer and then dump my fat ass again For some stud Why have you turned and left? I'm such a great boyfriend