I Like Chinese 歌詞

The world to day seems absolutly crackers with nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high there's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger Its depressing, and its sensless, and thats why I like Chinese I like Chinese They only come up to your knees Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please I like Chinese I like Chinese There's 900 million of them in the world today You better learn to like them thats what I say I like Chinese I like Chinese They come from a long way overseas But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready toplease I like Chinese food The waiters never are rude Think of the many things they've done to impress There's Maoism, Taoism, I-Ching and chess I like Chinese I like Chinese I like their tiny little trees Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Ying and Yangeeze I like Chinese thoughts The wisdom that Confucious taught If Darwin has anything to shout about The Chinese will survive us all, without any doubt So, I like Chinese I like Chinese They only come up to your knees Yet they're wise and they're witty and they're ready to please --All together now-- Wa ai chun ger yun Wa ai chun ger yun Wa ai chun ger yan Ne hamma, Ne hamma, Ne hamma chi chen. I like Chinese I like Chinese Their food is gaurenteed to please A Fourteeen, a Seven, a Nine and Lychees I like Chinese I like Chinese I like their tiny little trees Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Ying and Yangeeze