My Penis 歌詞

My penis is like a hot-dog, But I don't get monthly blood drips My penis hardly even used My penis's got lots of extra skin They took my outtie and made it an in Changing donnie to marie osmond Operation, successful But now I gotta pee Through a miniature hole Gotta remember to put the seat down And when I wipe my ass I go from front to back Cause I don't want a bladder infection I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans I trade it in for a pair of used cans Now I get to hang with lesbians Operation, paid up front Now I show all my friends My new designer cunt They think I'm kinda weird But that's ok with me Cause now I kick their ass Played from the gentlemens tee There's nothing finer Than having a penis