The Old Saloon 歌詞

(Yo I'm being serious) Yo, it's the wild wild west You came to the right place my man Get ready, here we go New Shit! Welcome my friends to the old saloon Everyone in town is hangin out If you got a drink, well you drink it down Then we'll all go have sex with the whoever! Brand new! Buffalo Bill, I just rode into town On my horse, you betcha on a horse That's the thing in the old west times, Everyone enjoys a good horse ride If you cheat at cards ya get thrown out! Right out the saloon doors on your butt Go back in and buy a round of whiskey Guess what? All is forgiven! DJ LARRY! Well look who's here, it's Calamity Jane And you're another guy who's probly an injun! This whiskey's warm and it tastes like piss! DJ LARRY! Oh no! My stash smells like piss! So that's your story, stickin to it The old wild west is no place for a lady I'm the bartender, but I'm also the mayor So just put that in your pipe and smoke it DJ waaahaa! Tiny Tim and it's almost Christmas, Sure is dusty here.