A Monkey's Uncle 歌詞

Mr Darwin say He find a way Now he know the secret of man Mr Ignorant bray Darwin you strayed Away from the path of God's plan With his shiny tooth Say the Bible is truth The only message that has any worth Mr Darwin have proof Man is not aloof He evolve from everything you find on earth A monkey's uncle, a monkey's uncle He make a monkey's uncle out of you So they argue all day Mr. Darwin explain Exactly how he find his remedy Cos Mr. Ignorant's faith And all the time he wastes Will never tell us how we came to be A monkey's uncle, a monkey's uncle He make a monkey's uncle out of you Oh Oh Oh A monkey's uncle is what you will be Oh Oh Oh If you think we come from Adam and Eve Oh Oh Oh Why is it so hard to see The world these days is run by chimpanzees Mr Einstein steps in Explains with a grin All about relativity But Mr Ignorant say How did such a clever brain Come from a chimpanzee Mrs. Curie drop by Just to say hi Put Mr. Ignorant in his place With her X-X-rays She try to find his brain But only found a very big space A monkey's uncle, a monkey's uncle He make a monkey's uncle out of you So they argue all night Mr Ignorant take fright Everybody laughing at him If you take away science And only show defiance You'll be swinging out there on a tree limb A monkey's uncle, a monkey's uncle He make a monkey's uncle out of you