Go Big Or Go Home 歌詞

You've been striking out chugging out the pond Now you're freaking out 'cause they said last call All the light weight girls are getting gone But trust me son those ain't the ones you want Say goodbye to them little size two's You need a girl that's bigger than you Don't want a woman that looks like a stick Go get you one less round thick Big girls they need loving too Last time I checked boy so do you You bout to wind up all alone Go big or go home Go big or go (woo, woo, woo, woo) Buddy it's time you face the facts You're an out of shape middle age worthless sack So who are you to say she ain't a ten You're a three at best and it's two AM If you want a girl to nibble on your meat Go find a woman who knows how to eat Don't want a woman that looks like a stick Go get you one that's round and thick Big girls they need loving too Last time I checked boy so do you You're bout to wind up all alone Go big or go home Go big or go (woo, woo, woo, woo) What ya waiting on, go on and pick her up Even if ya gotta use a pickup truck That's a whole lot of woman you're taking home Pound for pound it pretty much a threesome Oh, come on Chris, we got a mathematician here Don't want a woman that looks like a stick Go get you one that's round and thick Big girls they need loving too Last time I checked boy so do you You're bout to wind up all alone Go big or go home Go big or go (woo, woo, woo, woo) (Woo, woo, woo, woo) (Woo, woo, woo, woo) (Woo, woo, woo, woo)