The Song They Play When Your Acceptance Speech lyrics

This is it, your time is through You're boring! You're rambling on, no end in sight You're boring! No need to thank your parakeet You're boring! Look at Catherine Zeta-Jones She's snoring! You could have rushed up to the stage But you were lollygagging! They're turning off your microphone And cutting to a commercial for Del Taco Del Taco! Del Taco! Del Taaaaaaaaco!