I've Got a Date with My Television lyrics

Hey! Britney's telling you now your breasts can be smaller than a wrong round Television, tevlevision Hey! Oprah's telling you now you can't weigh more than a hundred pounds Television, television Hey! John's telling you now you've gotta be a bitch if you wanna go far Television, television Hey! Beckham's moving now, without the looks you can't be a star Television, television TV friends Don't stab you in the back Keeping me on the right track TV friends Don't stab you in the back Keeping me on the right track TV friends Don't stab you in the back Keeping me on the right track TV friends Don't stab you in the back Keeping me on the right track I've got a date with my television (x4)