Adam And Eve lyrics

I will have a cup of tea I will wash the cup I will place it on the dish-rack I will wait for it to dry I will have another cup of tea I'll drink it up I'll wash the cup I'll place it on the drainboard I wonder if it's dry? O give me a home Where the buffalo roam And the apples go rolling the other way There are ten neighbours Walking up my driveway all dressed in black Carrying carnations and waving recipes And I tell each of them: If I could only have everything they have Then I know that I'd finally be happy O give me a home Did someone call the police? And Adam would never have had If he hadn't have had Eve