Trousers lyrics

I really like the word trousers It's a word I'm going to sing a song about In America, they never say: Trousers They say: Pants, and I believe they're missing out Just try it: Trousers, get your mouth around it Trousers: Trousers, what a funny sound It can make you happy, and I'll show you how Sing trousers, trousers, trousers I really like the word trousers It's an underrated, very funny word When you use it to mean anything other than trousers It's surprising and hilarious and absurd That film was trousers, here's another one That'll cost twelve trousers, see it's loads of fun! I persuaded every single one of you now Sing trousers, trousers, trou-!