Cut 1/2 Blues lyrics

I thought i heard a chainsaw Rather late last night I woke this mornin' and i knew i was right I got the cut-in-half blues Well the last thing i saw was the big long saw I got the cut-in-half blues I knew we were in trouble I knew she lost her head When she started bringin' all those power tools to bed I got the cut-in-half blues Well the last thing i saw was the big long saw I got the cut-in-half blues (little beck skat riff) I'm layin' in my grave All i do is grunt Cause the undertaker got all mixed up And put my ass in the front I got the cut-in-half blues Well the last thing i saw was the big long saw I got the cut-in-half blues (achoo!)