The Highs and Lows of Being Number One lyrics

You're like a rolling stone on a treadmill You're like a four-leaf clover on a battlefield It wasn't easy with a real cool face Like a big nose on a pretty face You've got a ponytail of thinning hair Send a get-well card that showed you cared And I'm sending out a search party It's like Jonestown all over again Ups and downs and there you go It's the highs and lows of being number one Is that a highball in your Sprite can? It's a forgotten name from a one night stand Your chin's a bobby pin of a sewing machine Your eyes are flickering like it's Halloween I'm sending out my sympathies It's like Jonestown all over again Ups and downs and there you go It's the highs and lows of being number one Is that a doctor's note for a heartache? Or a poisoned cup from your own P.A.? It's like a compliment from your right hand It's like Jonestown all over again Ups and downs and there you go It's the highs and lows of being number one In the club it always hides the brick The drums hide the fact that you can't sing Ups and downs and there you go It's the highs and lows of being number one