If You Ever Need a Stranger (to sing at your wedding) lyrics

If you ever need a stranger to sing at your wedding a last minute choice then I am your man I know every song, you name it by Bacharach or David every stupid lovesong that's ever touched your heart every power ballad that's ever climbed the charts You think it's funny my obsession with the holy matrimony but I'm just so amazed to witness true love And true love can be measured through these simple pleasures they are waiting there for you to be discovered I would cut of my right arm to be someones lover Maybe I'll meet her there tonight at the wedding buffet I walk up to her when she's caught the bouquet And oh, it's just like a whirlwind