I Want To Be Your One Night Stand lyrics

I know I may not look like much Guess the years have been a little rough I'm not worried, no, I've got it planned I wanna be your one night stand We'll check in to a dive motel The carpet's worn and the curtains smell Tv's old, wallpaper bland I wanna be your one night stand Oh, we'll get drunk on a box of wine Oh, making love underneath the vacancy sign You don't have to meet my folks I won't bore you with my stupid jokes Just a guy with a minivan I wanna be your one night stand Oh, we'll get drunk on a box of wine Oh, making love underneath the vacancy sign So, let's leave the kids at home You wear that blouse, I'll wear cheap cologne Throw away our wedding bands I wanna be your one night stand