$.50 lyrics

I'm going to go Smoke in the shower I need to piss down the stairs I'm so damned sick of this Stupid bullshit That I'm going to start splitting hairs So I sat down and watched a pot boil Then I stood up and spit in the fan While every one of you Dumb sons of bitches Were eating pellets Right out of my hand You look like a chicken in flight Think I'll kick Foreman's ass On my own I will pay your slut mother One half of one dollar If she'll come and sleep with the band This year's unlikely sex symbol Is dressed like a priest not a man.