Under The Disco Ball lyrics

Johnny's mom was worried She caught him in the bathroom With a copy of GQ The men's fall fashion issue So she called her pastor The respected Reverend Bean Who after a minute of silence Said, "I'll pray for thee" Johnny's dad was absent At another men's convention For Christian men who need to learn To be better dads Johnny's mom kept quiet About her son's sin Afraid that Dad would beat The holy shit out of him Under the disco ball Another child will fall Under the spell of leather And the big kick drum They have a scheme They have a plan To take the children of our land Turn them into stylists And women who play golf