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I've never ever been to black pool beach In a giant peach My arms don't reach I've never ever got a taxi cab when the fare's not bad And it's driven me mad Ohhh I've never ever seen a fired punk Or an interesting drunk Who's drunk all he can sunk I've never ever ate a healthy meal Cause there so is a deal To convenient to be I've never ever been to morgan bay for a holiday I'll go when I'm old and grey I hardly ever leave the end of my road I never answer my phone I push before the dial tone I scream at television more than I can I'm an armchair man I call myself a fan I need to get me some of that fresh egg 'Fore I lose my head And I start complaining it's unfair Look around you look around me Look around you look around me Look around you look around me Look around you look around me Look around you look around me Look around you look around me Look around you look around me Look around you look around me I've never ever been to black pool beach In a giant peach My arms don't reach I've never ever got a taxi cab when the fare's not bad And it's driven me mad Ohhh I've never ever seen a fired punk Or an interesting drunk Who's drunk all he can sunk I've never ever ate a healthy meal Cause there so is a deal To convenient to be Look around you look around me Look around you look around me Look around you look around me Look around you look around me Look around you look around me Look around you look around me Look around you look around me Look around you look around me Look around you look around me Look around you look around me Look around you look around me Look around you look around me