Shampoo Boy lyrics

well you call me on the phone I am watching tv alone and you say "when you become big and famous, and the crowds are going wild and you're making lots of money and your house is full of toys can I be your shampoo boy oh can I be your shampoo boy oh whoa can I be your...." well I went to your house for a barbecue on Sunday out in Malibu you'd just come in from surfing you were looking pretty sexy and you didn't have a shirt on and I thought to myself you could be a shampoo boy oh you could be my shampoo boy and if I remember you when I'm famous then don't forget me if I'm not and if I'm never on the cover of Rolling Stone will you still think I'm hot? well you call me on the phone I am watching tv alone and you say "hey kid you got a great voice, and I know that you'll go far if you stay the way you are and when you get there call me up and I will be your shampoo boy oh can I be your shampoo boy oh whoa can I be your