You Want My Sister lyrics

I took you home to meet my family You asked if you could stay the night Honestly I would not have minded, no Till you gave my sister the eye We sat for dinner round the table Big mumma's famous shepherd's pie (big mumma) I dropped my fork so went to find it, oh Saw your hand on my sister's thigh Oh I Don't know why I thought I was your mister But you just want my sister Oh, why have you done this to me, baby? Now I know why you kissed her When we played family twister Oh, how awkward Christmas will be for me And now you're standing at the altar You look so beautiful in white But it's not me who's standing with ya, no It's that backstabbing bitch sister of mine Oh I Don't know why I thought I was your mister But you just want my sister Oh, why have you done this to me, baby? Now I know why you kissed her When we played family twister Oh, how awkward Christmas will be for me