I Broke My Leg lyrics

I met my baby in a shoppin' mall In a shoppin' mall I asked my baby for her number in case I called her up In case I called her up I called my baby on the telephone I said, "Uh, hello?" On the telphone I took my baby to the movies Sat in the front row Got us some popcorn, bought her some bon-bons We sat in the front row I took my baby out to dinner A table just for two A table just for two I took my baby to Las Vegas Chartered a private plane We took some naps, we shot some crap Chartered a private plane I took her shoppin' Next thing I know I took my baby to Aspen I broke my leg She fell in love I broke my leg I got a letter from my ex-baby today