No. 29 lyrics

(External Youth) Just give me one year of your life my friend And I'll make you look twenty years younger I've done it for others I can do it for you New life, new body, and new friends too I can make you look as you've never felt before Here's a very famous film star Who took a one year course of my treatment Ten inches off the waist New hair stuck on with paste And he acts as well as he ever did before You'll be as virile as ever Unaffected by the weather Old age will seem to pass you by And you won't detect a sign, of old Father Time Over sixty but you'll look like thirty-four A very prominent politician In danger of losing his position A devastating smile Looked real up to a mile And he lies as well as he ever did before This very well known pop singer Had ceased to be a swinger New hair, nose, teeth, and eyes Touch of padding round the flies And he sings as well as he ever did before You'll be as virile as ever Unaffected by the weather Old age will seem to pass you by And you won't detect a sign, of old Father Time Over sixty but you'll look like thirty-four