Don't Waste My Time lyrics

I was waitin' for my coffee pot When I heard the damn thing explode Well I called the manufacturer But he just put me on hold Sure enough, he put me on ignore By the time I got to state my case You know I forgot what I was callin' for I been waitin' in a traffic jam, I been waitin' for a parkin' space Now I'm waitin' in the dentist chair just to see someone's face Man I don't know just what is worse Waitin' for a root canal Or then to wait in line to pay the nurse I just hate to wait so don't you waste my time Don't you show up late and think that I don't mind If you want to waste your life I don't care, just don't waste mine Now I'm waitin' for some better times, yes I'm waitin' for the day to come When I can get an honest answer from anyone in Washington When uncle Sam will play it straight and mother justice will be blind But I won't be betting on it, I may be crazy but I haven't lost my mind