16 Tons lyrics

I pulled her pants right down and what'd I get? A whiff of Cape Cod and some underwear sweat My knees started buckling my bladder lost control But my dick stood up like a telephone pole She weighed 16 tons tits like a house Her armpit hairs held a trap for a mouse Her crabs in her beaver were 80 years old The cheese on her snapper was beginning to mold I fucked her 16 times and what has she got? 50 orgasms and a stretched out twat Said "Peter, don't you call me cause I can't go My dick is still stuck in the bitch's asshole