Let's Get Married lyrics

I think I love you They think I'm desperate Give me the ring C'mon let's prove it Let's get married And ride away Let's get married And rot away Torture the bridesmaids Make them wear lime green Lie to the pastor Promise forever Let's get married And rot away Let's get married And rot away I'm almost thirty When are you gonna give me a baby? Let's get a doggie And tie it to a chain Fight over TV My headache grows I'll show you sides of me You'd never want to know Fight over dinner Put on weight If you change your sweatpants I'll shave my legs