Original lyrics
ENI made Zub Zub
With my best
Guy friend
And now
I'm knocked up
To no end
He filled me
With baby batter
And we ate
Some orange
Tic-Tacs after
I didn't know
What to do
Or what to say
But I missed
The winter dance
But that's okay
He obviously
Wouldn't want
To go with me
Anyway
He's obviously
A little angry
