Why Can't That Be Me? lyrics

I saw a girl with hips like mine She was proper online famous Why can't that be me? I saw a girl with hair like mine Ten million people love her Why can't that be me? I saw a girl not that bright People listen when she speaks She's got the world, and here am I Wondering why can't that be me? Everyone knows something that I don't Everyone can see that I'm a joke But underneath the joke there's me And I don't get it They thought that I was crazy To think someone could love me But then I moved to sydney Became mariel and brice kissed me When they say fat, that's me When they say ugly, that's me, they mean me When they say: Weird, embarassing, stupid muriel heslop Useless piece of nothing Me Everyone knows something that I don't Everyone can see that I'm a joke But underneath the joke there's me I don't get it Maybe I was crazy To think someone could love me But then I moved to sydney Became mariel and someone kissed me Mariel Why can't that be me?