Martha looked at me lyrics

I have a dog and his name is Spike He's a dog so he can't ride a bike And the light bulbs in here are green Thats why jell-o makes me scream Because Martha looked at me My family is very large We've got mom and dad And we've got a back yard I have two brothers Jamie and Tom Katie is the best of them all We've also got a cat named Julie And a kitten they call josie (but the slut took her back) Spike is eating a potato chip As we speak....uhh....ip So go eat some snow Eat some snow Christen should be over here now Where is my Christen when I need her I feel like shooting my foot Spike is tearing a hole in Jamie's hat I swear I'm going to say that I found it like that la la la la la la la la la la la la la la! la! la! la! laaaaaaaa Oh Martha is looking at me And also at the same time I want to eat a tree!!