Royal Bed Bouncer lyrics

Who's gotta bounce on his bed each night Looking for knives or some dynamite Only me - royal bed bouncer Royal, royal bed bouncer Who's never sure he'll survive his meal? Poisoned or not - my life is a thrill Look at me, royal food taster Royal, royal bed bouncer. You'll never ever find me roll in wealth and luxury No living legend No heroic role in history It's just a case of occupational mortality Oh no see the show, do you know Who's gotta bounce on his bed each night Looking for knives or some dynamite? Only me, royal bed bouncer Royal, royal bed bouncer You'll never ever find me roll in wealth and luxury No living legend no heroic part in history It's just a case of occupational mortality Oh no see the show See me bounce All around Up and down I go