Queen of My Double Wide Trailer lyrics

Well I Met Her Out At Murphy's Resturaunt, She Said She Was Fresh From the Farm. and I Remember Thinkin' For a Country Girl, That She Went Pretty Well Armed. We Sat There Talkin By the Lobster Tank I Ordered Her a Sloe Gin Fizz. And When Them Chicken Fried Streaks Arrived She Said "I Like Livin Like This..." Chorus So I Made Her the Queen of My Double Wide Trailer With the Polyester Curtains And The Red Wood Deck, Now She's Run Off and I've Got to Trail Her, Dang Her Black Heart and Her Pretty Redneck Well a Few Nights Later I Run Into Her, With Some Stranger On a Park Bench. She Said He Rebuilds Engines and His Name Is Earl, He's the Charlie Daniels Of The Torque Wrench. I Whispered Honey Let's Just Go On Home and And Have Some Onion Rings and Watch T.v. and As I Walked Her to the Truck, Earl Was Cryin "Don't You Leave Me" Chorus I Told Him This Is the Queen of My Double Wide Trailer With the Polyester Curtains And The Red Wood Deck, Sometimes She Runs and I've Got to Trail Her, Dang Her Black Heart and Her Pretty Redneck (X2)