Little Sister Song lyrics

(Hi, honey, it's Mommy and Daddy (We're just) (We just wanna know how you are today, okay?) (Bye, babe) Piper takes the train to school With a mirror and her chapstick in hand She used to be a plain Jane But now she looks like Marilyn Bleach running down the sink What would your mother think? Piper takes the train Mary puts her lipstick on She's praying for a midnight kiss With a mouth full of braces and a witty tongue Well she knows she'll be hard to miss Dressing up in those clothes Like you got somewhere to go Don't cause trouble Don't go picking fights You know you're too cute to rumble Won't you come home with me tonight? She's got a sweet disposition She walks like a woman and talks like a little girl She'll be better off without you Careful who you run your mouth to You can't do her any favors She's doing fine Two, three, four Don't cause trouble Don't go picking fights You know you're too cute to rumble Won't you come home with me tonight? She's got a sweet disposition She walks like a woman and talks like a little girl She'll be better off without you Careful who you run your mouth to She'll be better off without you Careful who you run your mouth to You can't do her any favors She's doing fine