Dirty Joe lyrics

He works in the office from 9 to 5 He's got teenage kids and a bossy wife She's shagging the gardener while he's busting his balls And his daughter spends his money in the city's mall Joey is a dreamer, an online creamer Watching porn on the internet He gets his kicks over webpage chicks Has a wank while his wife's in bed Dirty joe lives down our street While everyone's sleeping he's internet peeping Dirty joe wrestles with his meat He rubs his nuts over internet slut Dirty joe Gets his kicks behind the screen, don't forget to wipe it clean He takes a risk, lives for the thrill What if his wife finds out? Hope she never will Joey doesn't care, he wants his share It's just a click of the mouse away He wants to shake his trouser-snake, joey's out to play Dirty joe lives down our street While everyone's sleeping he's internet peeping Dirty joe wrestles with his meat He rubs his nuts over internet sluts Dirty joe Then one night, the worng website Joey's hair went straight. He was about to cum, his hand went numb, his heart starts to palpitate. Is that your daughter? Bet you wish you hadn't caught her. Now another internet whore. He grabs his chest, staring at her breast. Your little girl no more. Dirty joe lives down our street. While everyone's sleeping he's internet peeping. Dirty joe wrestles with his meat. He rubs his nuts over internet sluts. Dirty joe lives down our street. While everyone's sleeping he's internet peeping. Dirty joe wrestles with his meat. He rubs his nuts over internet sluts. Woohoo... Dirty joe.