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Ben! Well, now your back's going to hurt Because you just pulled landscaping duties You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up Nobody makes me bleed My own blood festivus for the rest of us You were in that movie Dodgeball Vince Vaughn was in that He is a funny guy Remember when he was in Jurassic Park 2 That was good Not as good as Sam Neil should have been in it Jeff Goldblum just didn't cut it But he was pretty awesome in the Fly Melting that dude's hand off Wait where was eye That guy you know There's Something About Mary I said it when I was born and RDJ said it to me too You must never go full retard Never go full retarded I said it when I was born and RDJ said it to me too You must never go full retard Matt Dillon and Cameron Diaz before she went downhill I can't say it that I still love her