Astroturf lyrics

Everything's dead here Covered with plastic Everything's fluoro Evergreen matter Gotta stop grass growin' Cover that wormhole Gotta stop birds from Shitting on my lawn When it don't matter Everything's better Throwaway plates are better for business Everything's easy Better for the earth is astroturf Six butterflies fluttered by Looked horrified I just hatched from chrysalis I've only hours, 36 I need a mate to do my biz And this is where I will die Heartbreaking way to end I will cry on astroturf Suitable texture Suitable colour Miniature forest Better than nature Makes me feel better Knowing I won't go Out on my lawn And see an animal Everything's sterile Even infertile Proud of my monster Never been straighter Dog-shit heaven Better than the earth Astroturf Six butterflies fluttered by Looked horrified I just hatched from chrysalis I've only hours, 36 I need a mate to do my biz And this is where I will die Heartbreaking way to end I will cry on astroturf Astroturf-ing Astroturf-ing Astroturf-ing Astroturf-ing Astroturf-ing Astroturf-ing Astroturf-ing Better than the earth is astroturf Six butterflies fluttered by Looked horrified I just hatched from chrysalis I've only hours, 36 I need a mate to do my biz And this is where I will die Heartbreaking way to end I will cry on astroturf