None of the Above lyrics

Full Color Cover Shot Self Magazine Where the Limos Go People Start to Scream Shiny Women On a Yacht These Are Things I Ain't Got None of the Above Top Ten Well Dressed Men Every Hair in Place Author, Skier, Millionaire Epitome of Taste Always Willing, Always Hot, All These Things I Am Not None of the Above I Wish I Was Invisible, Intelligent Or Pretty But I'm None of the Above