Casual Bender (feat. Brian Butcher) 가사

I can't take it Another unhappy day on this planet All my friends Can't stand them They all got degrees in political science on insta- Grampa called me an asshole and chuckled As if he'd known it's the last time I'd see him I've been letting myself go My friend disagreed (but I think that she's in the same boat) I'm not as drunk as you think, right now 'Cause I still haven't texted my ex-girlfriend yet It's not as bad as you think I'm on a casual bender I just fake it Another wet handshake to give to your parents Make amends For Past things I might as well have a degree and a mastеrs in acting Parents lasted for 20, my Brother did 2 I'm shooting for 3 whеn I'm 50 I've been taking up yoga and I don't feel down dog, lately But I keep my shirt on! I'm not as drunk as you think, right now 'Cause I still haven't texted my ex-girlfriend yet It's not as bad as you think I'm on a casual bender It started like a stupid fucking carrot on a stick Chasing you, and maybe I'm just thinkin' with my (ha-ha-ha) So what's it that makes you so cyclical? You prob'ly think I'm too typical So what's it to you If I wake up dreading the thought of something to prove? Nothing compares to that feeling of something new One day this room might stop spinning But I'm still convinced that I'm winning I can't take it Another unhappy day with my habits All my friends Can't stand me They all got degrees in psychology when they come check on me It's just as bad as you think I'm on a casual bender It's just as bad as you think I'm on a casual bender I'm not as drunk as you think, right now 'Cause I still haven't texted my ex-girlfriend yet I'm not as drunk as you think, right now 'Cause I still haven't texted my ex-girlfriend yet