A Fine Romance 가사

A fine romance with no kisses A fine romance, my friend, this is We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes A fine romance you won't nestle A fine romance you won't wrestle I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunts I haven't got a chance, this is a fine romance A fine romance, my good fellow You take romance, I'll take jello You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean At least they flap their fins to express emotion A fine romance with no quarrels With no insults and all morals I've never mussed a crease in your blue serge pants I never get the chance, this is a fine romance