Aerobicide 가사

An anonymous model checks her calls over the strains of cheesy synth-pop Her agent tells her she's got the cover of Cosmos! Just needs a tan and she'll be cream of the crop She disrobes and hops in the tanning bed There's a lurking air of sublimated dread She screams and writhes as she bursts into flames Precluding a tale so brainless and deranged! Welcome you losers, to Rhonda's Workout! A den of busty big-haired '80s sluts Prepare to get a REAL killer workout! While chicks in spandex thrust their well-toned butts The blonde chick Jaimy arrives late for work Jimmy tries to grab her tits cuz he's a creepy jerk Rhonda chews out Jaimy because she's always late Jaimy appeases her with a dinner date Rachel stays late to take a shower Someone's lurking with a giant safety pin The prowler attacks, stabs at Rachel's neck Her jugular is pierced and the bloodshed begins! Lt. Morgan, the moronic cop is out to get the killings stopped Some blonde meathead "Dawnson" an undercover PI His dumb tapered haircut made me laugh til i cried! The body count continues to mount Blood-spewing veins, is Jimmy to blame? Retarded fight scenes make me fucking guffaw Acting and editing in a realm beyond awful