Traditional Stand-Up 가사

We got a little serious there I think "fisting" should be called "upper-cunting" And we're back Do you guys like impressions? (Yeah.) "Why?" That was Socrates Older traditional stand-up comics sometimes have problems with me Because they think I use music and other stuff And they think I'm a gimmick, I'm a hack, you know, I'm a gimmick comic And they're such comedy purists, they don't think my comedy can stand on it's own But the truth is, I'm a comedy purist, too So I can do comedy without gimmicks I'll show you that right now What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names! For those listening on the CD, I just gave birth to a dove I love traditional stand-up comedy, don't get me wrong I love it. I'm a huge fan of traditional stand-up comics A lot of them are my heroes And I want to be a traditional stand-up comic And I've been working on some traditional stand-up material and It's in its infancy so, please, bare with me, go easy But this is a bit of my traditional stand-up My wife, right We never have sex. Like, ever. Which is really funny Something else, I never know what she's saying She'll say something and I'll be like, "pft." You know, she's constantly emasculating me And I'm making her resent herself for getting older So we're looking into a divorce And, you know, something else that's really funny She can't drive. The only thing she can drive is "Drive me crazy," and when she back talks, I hit her