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I bet you're wondering how I knew That Prince Charles and Lady Di were through. Was waiting in line at the grocery store. Took a peek at the dirt about Demi Moore. And it took me by surprise I must say When I found out the Pope was gay. I read it in the tabloids. Elvis Presley's doing just fine. They put it in the tabloids. Got a look at Fergi's boobs, my my. Honey, honey, yeah. You know JFK didn't really die. They got a picture and he looks all right. And Ross Perot's hanging out with ET. This woman had a kid at a hundred and three. And you could have seen it all for yourself 'Cause it's right there upon the shelf. Oh, I read it in the tabloids. You know Madonna used to be a boy. I saw it in the tabloids Right next to a cure for hemorrhoids. Honey, honey, yeah.