The Handicap Can 가사

Handicap Hey handicap �All right my little children, gather round those groovy handicapped are here. So tell me babe, so what kind of handicap do you have?� �Well I had a motorcycle but it cost me an arm and a leg.� �I can see that. Pretty groovy appliance. I bet the ladies dig it, hey babe?� Who goes in the bathroom Grabs the biggest stall A handy metal railing So they don�t slip in the bowl The handicapped The handicapped The handicapped can They handicapped can Cuz they got a special sticker Makes them better than you Makes us better than you The handicapped park Anywhere they want Takin� up the closest spaces Zoomin� in their wheelchair races Spittle drippin� down their faces Yeah yeah yeah Zippin� through the crosswalk On a motorized machine Winning groovy medals On their own Olympic team The handicapped The handicapped Oh the handicapped can The handicapped can Cuz they�re pals of Jerry Lewis And the telethon crew The handicapped can Cuz they are very special people And they�re just like you With some assholes too �We are the handicapped babe, and we are groovy, know what I am saying? People love to take us shopping at Christmastime, cuz we park so close to the mall.� The handicapped The handicapped