The No Smoking Song 가사

I aye aye aye aye A lady that I know works in an office all day She used a smokeless ashtray with a fan When she was told it was no longer okay They had to pry the Camels from her hand They said no no no no You can�t smoke here no more Your lucky you can still smoke outdoors It causes disease And makes your co-workers sneeze And anyway it�s now against the law A man once had a yen for Oriental Cuisine At the finest Chinese restaurant in the land When he lit up the waiter let out a scream And smashed it out in his moo goo guy pan No no no no you can�t smoke here no more We�re tired of rakin� buts off the floor He said no smokin� please And something rude in Chinese You go now, chop chop chop Eww It stinks here anyways Aye aye aye aye aye A man I know just got a flight from Sand Diego They said you cannot smoke until we land He couldn�t do without his Marlboro The locked him for smoking in the can They said no no no no You can�t smoke here no more We told you when you first came on board It causes disease and makes the passengers wheeze And anyway it�s now against the law